ninetyproof,
this weekend is the "waltz of the dead" due to the arts festival we are up to our rumps in blue hairs from new jersey. can't walk around without hearing how good it is in jersey. finally lost it and offered to buy the 1st tank of gas to help one get back there fast.
i think my daughter has your brother-in-law beat though. she is proposing a fence across florida. you would need a visa to get in and your stay could only be 10 days. the cost of the visa would be 10 grand.
but it could be worse!!!!!!! every august my brother in indy who lives 2 miles from the track calls up and cries "the rednecks and taxicabs are back despoiling our open wheel track"
so i guess it all evens out in the end
jack
ps the funniest thing i ever heard was at the fba state championships at minneola. asked a lady how she was doing and she informed me not well as she had moved down from jersey and said "there are snakes and bugs in florida" and if i'm lyin' i'm dyin'