Todd, I'd say you're in 'business.' I'll buy one! Send it out! :0)
On the sanitation part of this discussion... I don't know how it got hijacked... but, for years, with a particular small wooden cutting board of mine, after use I wash it, scrub it with a kitchen brush, rinse and put it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
I honestly don't know if that does any good whatsoever, but it makes me feel better!