No bribes necessary, Darlin'! I just have to get my soap-box out from time to time.
On the other hand, having posted on a public forum, don't come crying to me when the food police show up on your door! (misdemeanor canning?) Plus, in Maine I ran a hobby rabbitry and sold a lot of meat to my friends that paid for my hobby. Now that I think about it, that was probably illegal as well.
I think most state laws are aimed at truly commercial enterprises, and that is where most of the 'little guy
can't comply' problems arise . . . expecting a home kitchen enterprise to adhere to codes that were drawn up for commercial kitchens. But, be aware . . . they
will step on you if you come to their attention.
Also, don't think that with the above statement that I am turning down any fish!