Had insomnia all my life. If I didn't have to work the Dr. says my natural sleep period would be from ~5am-2pm. Not exactly bankers hours.
Also, now that I'm older, good looking brisket will hold my attention as long as good looking women once did. Now after just 5-6 hours of regular porn, I get kind of bored and I'm ready for some food porn.

And it's opened up my world. Who knew these computers were so versatile? Apparently they can do something called "word processing" in addition to bringing us pretty pictures.