quote:Originally posted by Todd G.:
How about these you forgot:
Shoe stopper: that piece of fat that slides off of a freshly smoked butt and right on top of your shoes.
Doggie chaser: what you call the rack/half rack of ribs you had to chase the dog for to recover since you cooked just enough for your company.
Phonebook: what a 4-6# brisket flat looks and tastes like after you dry it out in the smoker because you should only cook packers.
Classic! I cried laughing