In my quest to burn up a few hours today while not getting off my duff (remember my name), I decided to look at all 510 websites that belong to the Smoke Ring.
{{{sigh}}}
{{{phew}}}
Glad that's over with.
Such hype.
Such puffery.
Such schlock.
Everyone makes/sells the very best and ONLY good pit. Everyone touts the World's best AND championship winning sauce, rub or.....(fill in the blank).
Every single team won their State's (World's, Universe's) cook-off. Nobody ever lost.
Many, (including some CS commercial owners who won't be mentioned here by name) blow their own horn (loud and hard) and profess to know "the real secrets" of Q. (as opposed to what, the "unreal secrets"?)
Come right in, click on a link, and they might just share a secret or two with you...providing of course, that you ooh and ahh a lot and promise to keep their secrets.
Caveat: Don't stray out into the "real" world, unless you feel most secure with yourself cuz only the very very very best is to be seen on each and every website. And, you better be wearing your wading boots, too.
Didja ever wonder who makes the 2nd best pit and who finished 2nd in all those world's championships? Are ALL the losers here?
Guess I've been spoiled sharing these past few months with you guys and gals. No hype. No puffery. No dogma. No secrets. Just nice friendship and the sharing of thoughts, ideas, and situations.
Double Lazy...
and getting lazier by the website.
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