Gee, then you must have heard about my 'dinner-boat' rides with BBQ served...

And I have two full briskets frozen out there on the porch right now. Course, they will probably be gone by summer but just put your order in!
BTW, had to look around a lot to find briskets here in the north in the middle of winter but the nearby Super Wally sells them at $1.68 Nice deal.