MAJOR Announcement coming 4/15/12

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Originally posted by Cook One:

Yes he is, I'm sure you know him better then I do, but I have watched his videos enough to pick up on those shifty eyes, so I'm sure he is chuckling now aren't you shifty??????[/QUOTE]
Thats the way those Sooners are Cook One.

Is it ......
We'll find out the REAL reason WHY the chicken crossed the road? *snicker*

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Originally posted by Cook One:
... so I'm sure he is chuckling now aren't you shifty??????

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Smokin is taunting us isn't he Cook One?

Now that would be mean, I'm not trying to be mean. I've been at this "mystery" for a while now, can't say yet, but I'll tell the whole story of whatever it is, whoever it is, whatever it is then. The date isn't the clue.

Appreciate you joining in the fun.

I will take all the suggestions and put them in a poll, say a week prior, so you can vote on your favorite.

Keep them coming, I can't really tell if someone has guessed exactly what's happening. No clues about any guesses so far. That's just me being mean

Book.

Meat market. He knows his cuts!

Years ago, I saw a Montey Python skit on tv. It was called the Cheese Shop.

And this sounds alot like that skit MAYBE??

RandyE

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Originally posted by Tim:
Easy--
Pitmasters Season 3

Judge or cook???

Smokin with his extreme computer skills has figured out a way to download food which will now make it possible for lazy folks to no longer have to smoke thier meat. Purchase his new Ap through cookshack, click on the picture, download that fine looking brisket and wala in a matter of minutes your eating.

Am I right

A series of "how-to BBQ" DVDs. The first one is free, then you'll get one every other month for the rest of your life for just $19.95. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

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Originally posted by cal:

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Originally posted by Tim:
Easy--
Pitmasters Season 3

Judge or cook???

tv host explaining the judging rules and providing the big ole deck for the filming site!

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Judge or cook???

...and then the fight started.

BBQ joint

because of his daughters strong ties to Nebraska he has accepted a job as a nutritionist for the Huskers and has finally admitted who the real big red is. go huskers and were proud to no call Russ one of our own.

am i close?

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Originally posted by SmokinMAINEiac:
A series of "how-to BBQ" DVDs. The first one is free, then you'll get one every other month for the rest of your life for just $19.95. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Now THAT is F...U...N...N...Y

but no comment

I've got it... Smokin' has said he has Top Secret clearance... He's come up with a new "BBQ" weapon for the US military. He's putting the Atomic back into ABT's, and taking the Bacon Explosion to a whole new level.

I got it, Smokin Okie has re-upped and reports to boot camp 4/15!

Maybe Ms. Smokin told him to finally clean up around the deck, in doing so he realized he has enough wood to start producing pellets, so from now until 4-15 he will be under the deck forming pellets and putting them into zip lock bags to attached to his new "How to Series"

Co Host of Triple D with Guy????

In looking for clues from this "shifty" guy, notice MAJOR is capitalized in his notice. Does this mean anything???

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Originally posted by SmokinMAINEiac:
A series of "how-to BBQ" DVDs. The first one is free, then you'll get one every other month for the rest of your life for just $19.95. BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

Order now and he'll send you a complimentary bottle of KABOOM!- the perfect outdoor kitchen cleaning spray...with the power of Oxyclean. Just pay separate shipping and handling

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Originally posted by Cook One:
In looking for clues from this "shifty" guy, notice MAJOR is capitalized in his notice. Does this mean anything???

Nope. I'm a retired LIEUTENANT COLONEL

He's going to be selected over Tiger as a Navy Seal. April 15 gives Seal Team A time to notify Tiger of rejection.

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Originally posted by Pags:
He's going to be selected over Tiger as a Navy Seal. April 15 gives Seal Team A time to notify Tiger of rejection.

Hmmm, I like that. But I did work with ST 6 and they want me back would have sounded better.

Hmmm... Maybe the MAJOR announcement is that Smokin' is getting a MAJOR Award!

FRA - GEE - LAY... Must be Italian!

I still holding to the BBQ joint, but leaning toward maybe a yoga instructor

You're being recalled to active duty in the Air Force and have finally persuaded the Department of Defense to move all of your BBQ equipment to your new duty station at Government Expense.

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Originally posted by Chaplain Bill:
You're being recalled to active duty in the Air Force and have finally persuaded the Department of Defense to move all of your BBQ equipment to your new duty station at Government Expense.

Sure sounds like something the government would do.

easy Chaplain thats no joke at our age.

Nope you guys missed it, I retired as a Lieutenant Colonel and I wouldn't be recalled at a lower grade. I did my 20.

And NO, that's not a new hint

Seein it's already built he's openin a cathouse out back
On the Big Deck!!

LOL

"You're going to shoot your eye out with that thing."

He is opening a new internet site called thebbqzone.com.

Nah, he's had that domain name for years. That's his email address.

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Originally posted by AndyJ:
Nah, he's had that domain name for years. That's his email address.

Agreed...He even has his own "turkey hot line" for Thanksgiving.

"Prime Rib Hotline" at Christmas.

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Originally posted by Cook One:
Nope opening a BBQ place

Could be Smokin' has acquired the rights to have a BBQ cart at the Thunder games, that would be MAJOR news for him?

Seems like things have dried up here. Maybe it's time for a little hint. Has anyone checked the Oklahoma state website for new business applications, LLC's being formed etc?

How about a hint there Smokin?????

A FE design Licensed to be Manufactured for the big box stores.
A bare bones unit out in the next 2 years.....Am I getting close,Smokin'???