Are you suggesting that only tourists eat whole steamed or grilled lobster ?
Reminds me of my wife's brotherinlaw in Pensacola. No matter where we want to eat or go do anything, to him everything is considered a "tourist trap". I told him his home must also be a tourist trap cause that is where us tourists seem to spend alot of time !
I use wood chips with anything I put on the grill. I might not get much smoke flavor on the items, but at least I can smell smoke while it is cooking !