AWACs Ducks! Take your old dry Mallard, or your Iowa Corn Mallard, or any Mallard, and PLUCK! Don't skin. If you skin you are an old fat lazy fart or can't hire a boy to do yer pluckin'! I always find me a boy...
To yer duck, add 3 cans of CS Fluid...beer. Add 3 bay leaves. Let her sit in the fridge for a day or two. Dry her and air dry to reach the Infamous Pellicle. Brush with butter and sit her purty in the smoker. Smoke for about 5 hours, depending on your ducks girth, at about 200-220. You can baste if you have the time...maple syrup, more beer, mustard things, whatever.
Smoked Greenhead is killer with Fried Red Cabbage and Apples. Squished or boiled spuds. Wild Rice with duck livers is really good...thrown in some sauteed onions and wild schrooms. Put that mixture in acorn squash halves for an All-Girl Boxcar Duck Hunt Dinner.