Don,
Never heard a Q man who said it couldn't be done. If you want to try, I'm sure there are some out there willing to learn from your experiment. There's some smart HAM people out there, maybe we can adapt some ideas for you.
Nope, haven't heard that question before here. Seen it elsewhere, but haven't heard of a simple answer (which is want you want).
Here are a couple of links.
You can probably read these and distill them down to a few basic steps (these links talk about the process overall) but you'll probably have to figure out the process. Smokin' won't be the hard part, but waiting 12 months or more in a controlled environment will be your problem.
Give these a read and let me know. Be happy to help solve this.
HistoryComparing Southern Hams to ProsciuttoHow it's madeSimple? stepsProscuitto de ParmaHope it helps some.
Smokin'