Too Much Smoke Question

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My wife has been complaining that everything we cook lately at home has smoked flavoring (hehehe). Seems that I've been using my Elite quite a bit. As a matter of fact, if it can come close to be considered a smoke candidate, that's what I do. I smoke it. Actually, we did grill steaks 2 weeks ago.

Well, she'll be coming home from work in 90 minutes (I took an early retirement, therefore, it's in my best interest to take good care of her). So I've got a surprise for her, Grilled Rum Mahi Mahi with Caeser Salad, garlic bread, and Smokin's BBQ Beans (Sshhhh--think she'll notice). Actually, this sounds pretty good for a change.

That was as far away as I could get from smoking. Here's my question, "Think this will hold her for another 3 or 4 months?"

6/30/095:58 PM

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you know, those beans sound great

if she's that way, just cut the smoke in 1/2 or more for a while to see if she notices.

6/30/096:04 PM

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Get a good lawyer and move your assets offshore. Then if she's happy, great. If she's not, well, too bad then.

Let's see, smoked meats every night on one hand, or standing in line for free government cheese on the other hand while ex-hubby cooks smoked meat for a 25 year old nympho yoga instructor. Hummmmmm.........

I think she'll fall in line pretty quick.

6/30/099:00 PM

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I may be the dissenter here. But I would not like smoked food for every meal. Maybe you do. Isn't marriage about give and take?

7/1/0910:25 AM

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pagsMember

Doogster. Doogster. Doogster.

Neither would I. We don't smoke every day. Just a lot. We do go out. We do order in. We do cook smokeless. We do grill. We do eat sandwiches. We do eat salads.

This was mostly fun and an admission of my smoke addiction. I probably wouldn't use this forum to share any marital problems.

7/1/0911:08 AM

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Originally posted by doogster:
I may be the dissenter here. But I would not like smoked food for every meal. Maybe you do.

Hey, it's a Smoking Forum, of COURSE everything is about smoking, even breakfast... LOL

7/1/0912:45 PM

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pagsMember

Can you smoke pancakes?

7/1/0912:48 PM

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Here in this really hot and humid climate we smoke a lot, but we like heavy smoke!! In the long run please the wife, it makes for a much better life, and a happier one!! Took me a long time to figure that one out!