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Pags,

I remember your adventure in buying the "secret" to great chicken and how disappointed you were.

Here's something from the ad that popped up:

  • Where to find the "Secret Barbecue Ingredients" no one told you about!
  • Why you should never use city water to make your barbecue sauce!
  • The one secret about making great ribs that no other so called BBQ guru has shared... "I'm spilling the beans!"
  • The secrets of assembling "flavor penetrating" Zesty BARBECUE RIB RUB RECIPES.
  • How to buy premium barbecue ingredients in bulk to save you big money.
  • My secret tips and techniques for making the absolute best tasting barbecue sauce that'll "Put Some South in Your Mouth!"
  • Discover the "The 7 Magic Layers of Flavor" that will turn your barbeque into a festival of flavors!
  • How to pick and prepare your ribs and the difference between loin backs, spare ribs, and St. Louis style ribs.
  • Why you should never boil your ribs or bake them in an oven!
  • How to use Dave's special Rib Rub Matrix and Barbecue Sauce Matrix to create the BBQ flavors that you love!
  • The secret techniques of slow and low smoking for tender juicy mouthwatering ribs.
  • How to Turn Your Backyard Grill into "The Best Smokehouse in Town!"
  • How an ordinary coffee grinder can create flavors so tasty that even Bobby Flay would turn green with envy.


so up for another experiment? At least this one comes with a DVD.

I'll let everyone guess who the author of the above is (No, it's not me)

and it's only about $25.

I love these ads.... man I'm missing an opportunity.

Smokin'
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But wait!.......There's more. Order in the next 11 minutes and we'll throw in a set of our "award winning" BBQ Rocks. Just place these rocks into your smoker and they'll impart a special flavor that'll make everything you cook absolutely ROCK! And they're totally free, just pay additional s/h.

But there's more! Our first 1000 orders will also receive a free pair of our professional BBQ glasses. These glasses make everything viewed through them appear to have a smoke ring! Amaze your friends! Be the envy of your neighborhood! And it's our gift to your, free except for s/h.

That's right. Not one. Not two. But three award winning BBQ products you can't afford to be without! Order now!
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Originally posted by Todd G.:
But wait!.......There's more. Order in the next 11 minutes and we'll throw in


Todd, you need to audition for infomercials...

Actually, it's from Famous Dave's and he'll throw in a copy of his book, about the rise of his restaurant, a $49 value....

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