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Originally posted by Tom:
That's why you caterers make the big bucks,sleep late in the mornin's,have a driver take you in -to just supervise all the expert help,that always shows up,when scheduled,stand around in your fancy polo shirt and hug the pretty ladies.
Well no, actually it is more exciting than that.
Last night about 3am I heard a noise outside and looked out the window but didn't see anything. A few minutes later I thought I heard voices so I went downstairs to look and saw two guys trying to steal my pig cooker. I ran out to find two really drunk guys trying to get my 1-7/8" trailer to fit their 2-5/16" ball. Pleasantries were exchanged all around!
The police were invited to come join us and my two new friends ended up going home with their new buddy in blue. We finished up about 5am. No sleep for me.
I just got in at 11:06pm and am badly in need of a shower and bed, but I'm one hog lighter now than I was earlier today, and my clients were finishing off their pony keg and opening up the JD when I left at 10:00. Cleared maybe $800ish, so once I get cleaned up I'll be happy too. Also, I think I might have killed their dog. They told me the dog had heart worms AFTER I shared about 3# of crispy skin with the pooch. The dog was pretty wiped out, but really seemed to enjoy the skin. Oh well.
Tomorrow I'll get up and do it again with a half hog. Looking forward to tomorrow night when all I have to do is load the Amerique and go to sleep.
Maybe Monday I'll smell good enough to get a few hugs. I'd like to get them as soon as possible because I supposed to do a fundraiser at UNC-CH next week for a campus GLBT group. For those of you that don't get out much, that's Gay, Lesbian, Bi-sexual, and Transgender. Should be real interesting.